A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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ur mum

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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69 :)

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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