- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A russian gives away vodka.

42, that is all

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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