- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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