- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??