If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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You will not press the like button.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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