- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

knock knock who's there? hope

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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