How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Hahaha

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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