- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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