- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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