a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Gorden Brown.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

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