Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A seal walks into a club.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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