- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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