- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what is orange? an orange

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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