Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Hello.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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