Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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