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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Yanter, Look it up

God. God.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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