You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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