- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

My wife made me a sandwich

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Darude- Sandstorm

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

im a dragon, no im not

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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