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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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