If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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