- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Corn Muffins

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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