- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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