How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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