- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Cripples are lame.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Hillary Clinton

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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