What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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