- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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This one time at band camp....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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