- Anti Joke

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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hey John will you make some copies

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

taking out the trash... at night

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."