Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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hey, my names mark.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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