Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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