- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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