Whats black and gay? Obama

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

like if your cool

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

so how about that irline food

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

are you saying pam, or pan?

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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