Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Wigan.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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im a willy bum bum

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Black people

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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