whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

The Earth is a nice place to live.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

You know what's funny? Clowns.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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