Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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