Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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