- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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long in the tooth!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

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