F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Joke.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Apple juice.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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An Artic Storm.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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tims sty:)

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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