- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

i just wrote this so hard

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

My dad

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

dyslexics of the world untie!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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