- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The EPA.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I killed someone on minecraft.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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