What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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hey, my names mark.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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