What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Moral

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

a woman votes!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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