- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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