one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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I grunt when I poop.

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test

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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