What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

How old are you? 20

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

24

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Me Neither.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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