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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Knock Knock Come in! :)

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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