Yock

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Knock knock Come in

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