Women's rights

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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aodhan hearty

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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69 :)

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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