how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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