- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

This is my favorite antijoke.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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