- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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