Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

i just pooped that is all!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Yanter, Look it up

God. God.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

ur mum

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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