- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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