- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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