How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

whos district champs not JM

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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