Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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knock knock There's no door

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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3 like an eel

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Knock knock What?

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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