Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

H o m o comes out as homo

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Three black men were walking...

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Stephen Hawking can walk

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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