Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

My mum is called Steve

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

chirs

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

your moms my other ride

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Tony Romo

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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