- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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