what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Anti Joke

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