- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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