- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

why dont they make black forks

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Jayden Eccles

hiya

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Replacement Referees

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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