Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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