- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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