- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

This isn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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