spell backwards: taco cat

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Once upon a time, The end.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Oh...okay, good.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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