Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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