What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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world peace

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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