- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's the deal with brown?

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

a man walked into a bar....

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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