how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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