What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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