Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Republicans

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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