- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Fat people

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Jeff

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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