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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Nickleback.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

book 'em danno

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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