- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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